Monday, May 18, 2009

Funny SMS



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FUNNY SMS
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Duniyä Ko Ajäb Räng Dikhäti Häin Yeh Lädkiyä&
Ufff ye ladkiyan....dunyan ko ajab rang dikhati hain ladkiyan. mardoon ko hathon pay nacha ti hain ladkiyan.kaproon ki ek door see lagti hain jasay..darziyon kay karoobar chalati hain ladkiyan..mekup kay bageer ye mukamal nahi ab to..charay ek chara charati hain ladkiyan..kisi takreeb mean poocho na haal in ka..bhar char kay numaish karati hain ladkiyan..
bhoriyon nay be bana rakha hay ek ajab tamasha..baal kata kar ye be khalati hain ladkiyan..bholay say gar kisi ko kha diya aama.. khandan ki tareekh batati hain ladkiyan..mil jain gar ye to ban jati hain tofaan..ladkoon ko be badnaamkarati hain ladkiyan..dunyan kay har moozoo per kar layti hain batain..bolnay mean kabhi maar na khati hain ladkiyan.. dekh dekh kar ek dosray ko hoti hain jelus..tareef kisi ki na kar pati hain ladkiyan..tamana yahe rahti hay k hojaye in ki shaadi..Roonay phir dirama rachati hain ladkiyan.. choti choti batoon per hojati hain Naraz..magar much kay phir aansooo bhati hain ladkiyan..Acting karnay mean koi saani nahi in ka..Actaroon ki be choti karati hau ladkiyan..din raat suna kar maasail ki wo bhar maar..mardoon ko be ganja banati hain ladkiyan..ek dojay say be bana kar rakhti nahi ye to.. chugliyon pay chugliyaan lagati hain ladkiyan..lagjaye koi mazloom gar in kay haath..joooton say tawazuo farmati hain ladkiyan..zar zan zameen ka jhagra Azal say hay moojood..mazloom ko be Zalim banati hain ladkiyan..Rishtadariyoon ko be khatam ko be khatam karwa dayti hain ladkiyan..phir AAAg kuch aasee bharkati hain ladkiyan..AAAye hussain bohat nadaan hay abhi tu... Nakoon kay chanay be chabwati hainladkiyan...KHATAM


Love SMS
Har "SHAM" ky bad "RAAT"aati hy, Har "BAAT" ky bad Apki "YAAD" aati hy, "CHUP" reh ky bhi dekh lia meiny, "KHAMOSHIYON se bhi Apki "AWAZ" aati hy,,,

Ek pal me bhula diya hamko, ek pal me juda ho gaye, abhi to mere saath the, abhi na jane kahan kho gaye, kahi soh to nahi gaye?

Mitti meri kabr se churata hai koi, mar kar bhi yaad ata hai koi, ae khuda ek pal ki zindagi aur de mujhe, udas meri kabr se jata hai koi

Raat guzri phir mehekti subah ayi, dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad ayi, aanko ne mehsoos kiya uss hawa ko , jo tumhe chhukar hamare pass ayi

Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya, magar in ankho se roya na gaya, kuch zakhm judai ke aise mile ki phoolon ke bister pe bhi soya na gaya

Raat guzri phir mehekti subah ayi, dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad ayi, aanko ne mehsoos kiya uss hawa ko , jo tumhe chhukar hamare pass ayi


Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya, magar in ankho se roya na gaya, kuch zakhm judai ke aise mile ki phoolon ke bister pe bhi soya na gaya

Raat hui jab shaam k baad, teri yaad ayi har baat ke baad, humne khamosh rehkar bhi dekha, teri awaaz ayi har saans ke baad..

Chirago se andhere door ho jate, toh chand ki chahat hamme na hoti, agar kat sakti akeli ye zindagi to apki zaroorat hamme na hoti..

na ana meri kabar per meri mohabat ki toheen hogi mean char logon kay kandhay per honga or meri jaan pedal hogi

bolti hay dosti chup rheta hay piyar hasti hay dosti rulata hay piyar milti hay dosti juda karta hay piyar phir kion loog dosti chor kar kate hain piyar

Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah Kiya, auronko to theek, humko bhi tabah kiya pesh kiya gazhlon mein jab unki bewafaiee ko, auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya..

Tum kya jano usko jisey pyaar hota hai....Jo guzartey hain is rah se unpar nikhar hota hai

khubsoorat hai zindagi khuaab ki tarah, jaane kab tut jaye kanch ki tarah, kisi mod pe mulaqat ho gai hamari tu, ankhen mat modna anjano ki tarah.

barbaad tum nay kiya hay faryaad manay na ki ujar gaya jo dil Awaz manay na ki..


darday dil ki dawa karay koi kush rhanay ki duwa karay koi zindagi apni jesay amaanat hay hussain jesaa dil fida karay koi

Mehak mohabat ki kam nahi hoti per mohabat ki zindagi khatam nahi hoti sath zindagi mean dosti ka agar ho to zindagi janat say kam nahi hoti

COMPUTER PROPPOSE.U have ENTERed in to my heart.has become difficult to SHIFT my thougts elsewhere.i'm unable to CONTROLmy feelings for u.i just cant DELETE u from my heart screen.i would naver want to ESCAPE from loving you.this is all so beautifull. Only u can help me. i dont want it to END.i want a HOME IN UR heart.n SAVE this information ever and forever

app ki yadoon ki mheak in hawaoon mean hay kuch apna saa pan in fazaoon mean hay kushiyan chomain app kay kadam hardam yahi sapna humari nighaoon mean hay

Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte, dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte, hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap, tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte

Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai, har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai, dil rota hai zakham haste hai, isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai ..

muskan app kay honton say kabhi jaye na Ansoo app kay palkon mean kabhi aaye na pora ho app ka har khwab or jo pora na wo khwab kabhi aaye na
hum say door jaoo gay kasay dil say hum ko bholaoo gay kasay hum to wo kushboo hain jo app ki sansoon mean bastay hain khud apni sansoon ko rook paoogay kaysay

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi

Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai, Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai, Mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai

Dil se dil juda nahi hotey Yoon he hum kisi per fida nahi hotey Pyaar se bara dosti ka rishta hai Kion ke dost kabhi bewafa nahi hotey

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Do kadam to sath sab chal letey hain Per zindagi bher ka sath koi nahi nibhata Ager roo ker bhulai jati yaadain To huns ker koi gham na chupata

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

Aik ajnabi sey muge itna pyaar kion hai Inkaar kerney per chaht ka ikraar kion hai Osey pana nahi meri takdeer main shaid Phir har moor per osi ka intzaar kion hai

tum se dori ka ehsas satane laga............ tere sath guzara har lamha yad ane laga...... jab bhi tujhe bholne ki koshish ki....ae dost tu dil k aur b kareeb anay laga..............

NAZAR SAY TUJHAY CHORA KAR DIL MAIN BASAYA EK MAIN HE THA JIS NAY TUJHAY WAFA KARNA SIKAYA TUM TO ROK GAI THEE WAFA K RASTAY MAIN EK MAIN HE THA JIS NAY TUJHAY KATOON PAR CHALNA SIKAYA .

ZINDAGI BHAR WADA APNA NEBATAY RAHAY DARD SAH KAR B KUSSHIYAN LUTATAY RAHAY KOI POCHAY MAZA GHAM K KHUMAR KA CHOT KHA KAR B HUM MUSKURATAY RAHAY HAY KAHAN TAK IS DIL MAIN SABAR KE INTEHA CHOT PAR CHOT DE KAR SAB AAZMATAH RAHAY .

TAB TAK PIYAR SAY PIYAR NA KARO JAB TAK PIYAR TUM SAY PIYAR NA KARAY JAB PIYAR TUM SAY PIYAR KARE TO PIYAR SE ITNA PIYAR KARO K PIYAR TUMHARAY SIWA KISI SAY PIYAR NA KARAY .

Har waqt muskrana fitrat hay humari….app yoohi kush rhain hasrat hay humari….app ko hum yaad aaen ya na aaen … lekin app ko yaad karna adat hay humari

Dil ka ameer Mukader ka Gareeb tha Mil kar Bichudna mera Naseeb Tha Chah kar B Kuch Na kar Sake hum ghar B jalta rha Raha Aur Samander be qareeb tha...

Piyar kay be kuch andaz hotay hain. jagti aankhon mean be kuch Khawab hotay hain Zarori nahin har har gham mean aansu niklay Jagti aankhon mean be selab hotay hain

Phoolon ki wadi mean ho basera tera sitaron kay aangan mean ho ghar tera dua hay aik dost ki aik dost ko k tujh say ho khobsurat Naseeb tera